when i grow up, i wanna buy a liquor store. because tell me something that is more badass than a liquor store.
note: this blog is slowly becoming an artblog. slowly.
“My men are dead. My ship exploded. 250 pounds of gold is lying on the seabed. We’re tapped in this boat. We’re floating in the middle of nowhere”
“Aw, mon cher, but we have each other’s company!”
”..I’ll eat you.”
why do i draw these things
i’m so upset i won’t even conquer anymore
lol jk i’ll dominate one-fifth of the world’s population
british isles family tree head canon
yeah. look at poor england. look at him.